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Deranged

Wednesday, November 18th, 2009

DerangedAs a writer that covers the horror beat, I am woefully uneducated about the adventures of America’s legendary psycho killer, Ed Gein. Sure, I know the basics: he lived with his mom; he dug her up after she died; he dug up other corpses and killed people, repurposing their skin and bones. I also know he inspired films such as The Texas Chain Saw Massacre, Psycho and Silence of the Lambs. But I didn’t know he was the inspiration for the 1974 Canadian cult movie Deranged.

Though I’d never seen Deranged, I’ve long been a fan of its lurid movie poster, which shows a woman’s bare legs tied together and hanging from the ceiling as a crazed man looks out at us. It’s an indelible image, with an ominous tag line: Pretty Sally Mae died a very unnatural death! …but the worst hasn’t happened to her yet! And then there’s the shockingly sensational subtitle: The Confessions of a Necrophile. Would the movie attached to this unforgettable one sheet be as memorable? That’s a tall order for any filmmaker to fill, but it seems that co-directors Jeff Gillen and Alan Ormsby knew what they were doing. While Deranged might not deliver all the delights promised by the poster, it is an extremely effective exploitation flick that’s a lot better than I expected it to be.

Ezra Cobb is a devoted son. He has lived on a small, rural farm with his mother his whole life. Now, she’s dying and he can’t bear to be without her. After she passes, he realizes he doesn’t have to be without her. He goes to the cemetery and digs her up, but it’s been several months and she just doesn’t look as good as she once did. Ez gets the idea to give her a facelift using the skin of freshly buried women. Hey! He can even keep the women around the house as companions for his mom. (I told you he’s devoted.)

Mama ain't wellEz’s mother always warned him against pleasures of the flesh, and it’s strongly implied that he’s a 50-year-old virgin. Though his mother isn’t truly gone—I mean, hell, she’s seated right there at the table—let’s face it, she isn’t the company she used to be. So Ezra decides to take a wife (literally). After a deadly comical misadventure with a family friend who uses her dead husband’s spirit as a tool of seduction, Ezra chooses a cocktail waitress at a nearby bar. As you can imagine, things do not go well for her. She ends up at his house, in her underwear, surrounded by Ez’s growing collection of corpses, whom she gets to know better than she’d like. Eventually, Ezra (completely) loses his grasp on reality and gets sloppy in his courting, which leads to his capture.

The film uses a device that was all the rage in the ‘70s. As the film starts, a man steps into frame and tells us he is the reporter that covered the story on which the movie is based. He promises what we are about to see is the truth, and then he steps out of frame, occasionally reappearing to comment on what we are seeing. While this has the potential to ruin the fantasy by constantly reminding us we are watching a movie, Deranged is compelling enough to keep that from happening.

Peek-a-booConsidering the subject matter, I was expecting a bloodier movie. But then I remembered this flick was made in 1974, before horror movies became the splatter fests they are now. The lack gore here isn’t an issue. As with most things artistic, less is more. When we do see what grue there is, it’s all the more effective due to the restraint employed by the filmmakers. Today’s torture porn producers could learn some lessons in moderation from Deranged.

As Ezra, veteran character actor Roberts Blossom is quite good. He makes this psychotic killer a real person. As written, Ezra is beloved by his neighbors and the last person they suspect to be the murderer. Blossom plays Ezra as a solemn country man, low-key and formally polite. He convinces us that other than killing several people and being a corpse robber, Ez isn’t a bad guy. He’s just misguided and lonely. Up until Ezra totally lost it and kidnapped his neighbor’s teen girlfriend, Blossom had me feeling sorry for ol’ Ez. Now that, my friends, is acting.

I don’t know how close Deranged is to the reality of the Ed Gein case, but directors Gillen and Ormsby have delivered a gripping little flick. Its straight-forward presentation and understated performances, hallmarks of ‘70s cinema, combine to convey an unexpected sense of reality. At times, I almost felt like I was watching a documentary—and with a story this deranged, that’s an accomplishment in any era.

~Theron Neel

Sinners and Saints

Friday, August 7th, 2009

sinners4Considering all the obstacles faced in making Sinners and Saints (2004), it’s a wonder it was ever completed.  Filmed off and on over a period of three years, this phantasmagoric horror/kung fu/exploitation hybrid was made on a tiny budget, with everyone involved pitching in to do all they could to get the movie finished.  Whether it was building sets, creating props, making costumes or preparing meals, the small cast and crew pulled it off, working a grueling schedule, and ended up with a film that’s unlike any I’ve seen before. 

Starring, co-written and directed by Melantha Blackthorne (better known independent horror world as Countess Bathoria), Sinners and Saints tells the story of Necrotia, the Queen of Hades, and her efforts to quell a rebellion in Hell.  Meanwhile, Father Carmichael Drake (Jason Cavalier) and his partner, Sister Jordan Merrick (Liz Faure), are investigating the disappearances of several local teen girls who seem to have been abducted by a Satanic cult to serve as sacrifices.  Drake and Merrick are kind of like an ecclesiastical Mulder and Scully, by way of Bruce Lee. That’s right, they “kick arse for the Lord,” as Peter Jackson might say.

Father Drake has been having dreams―very bad dreams through which Necrotia has been trying to enlist his help.  It seems the problems in Hell and the kidnapped girls are connected, and Father Drake, for reasons I’ll leave you to discover, is the only man alive that can aid the Queen of Hell in putting down the rebellion and, dare I say it, save the world.

The Queen is not amusedWhile the low budget of Sinners and Saints shows from time to time, it’s actually not a bad-looking film.  The cinematography is fairly impressive, incorporating many different styles and visual effects. Blackthorne also has given us Vatican satellites in outer space, martial arts wirework, an interesting interpretation of the environs of Hell, not to mention Goth strippers that morph into flesh-eating demons mid lap dance.

As you might guess, the whole affair is filtered through a dark and twisted sense of humor.  And there’s gore aplenty: heads are lopped off, penises are lopped off, arms are lopped off—there’s a whole lotta loppin’ goin’ on, as Jerry Lee Lewis might say.  One scene features an extremely obnoxious severed head whose tongue is not so much lopped off as ripped out.  But it’s all in good fun, as strange as that might seem.

sinners1Robomonkey Productions, Blackthorne and Cavalier’s production company, is a shop specializing in horror, exploitation and sci-fi. It’s based in Canada, which, as most serious movie buffs know, has a rich tradition of horror, with films such as Bob Clark’s proto-slasher flick Black Christmas; Jeff Gillen’s Deranged, based on the case of serial killer Ed Gein; and John Fawcett’s Ginger Snaps, a fun, modern take on the werewolf legend. 

While maybe not for everybody, those that like their horror movies on the twisted side will enjoy this flick. Be it a masturbating demon or a topless, kung fu-fighting nun, Sinners and Saints has a bit of everything an exploitation fan could want.

~Theron Neel

The Toolbox Murders

Monday, July 27th, 2009

toolboxmurdersThe original version of The Toolbox Murders is a perfect example of what a slasher flick should be.  Made in 1978, this film does everything it needs to do and does it very well.  It has a straightforward plot, good acting, and nuanced visual storytelling.  They truly don’t make them like this any more.  And though you hear that phrase often, this time there is actual evidence.

Tobe Hooper’s remake—oops, I think “reimagining” is the term they use in Hollywood these days—proves this point.  Hooper filled his version of this tale with all sorts of confusing paranormal mumbo jumbo about a cursed apartment building.  But the original version of The Toolbox Murders is about a deranged religious fanatic using tools from his toolbox to kill women.  That’s pretty much it.  Nothing fancy about it, and yet it’s a much better film.  Repeat after me, Hollywood: Less is more.

The toolbox murderer wears a ski mask and is terrorizing an apartment complex in Los Angeles.  Any woman living there whom he deems immoral ends up on the wrong end of a tool.  And this guy has a pretty broad definition of immoral.  From drinking too much to dancing half naked in front of an open window, it doesn’t take much to incur this man’s wrath.

Director Dennis Donnelly sets the film up quickly.  In the first fifteen minutes alone, there are the opening credits, a little psychological foreshadowing, and three kills (the weapons are drill, hammer, and screwdriver for those keeping score at home).

tbmThe main cast is efficiently introduced amid the scenes of carnage.  There’s Vance Kingsley, owner of the apartment complex; Laurie Ballard, requisite good girl; Joey Ballard, Laurie’s good-guy brother; and Kent Kingsley, Vance Kingsley’s nephew and friend of Joey.

Film veteran Cameron Mitchell plays “Uncle” Vance quite effectively.  Uncle Vance’s sainted young daughter, Kathy, was killed in a car wreck and it really took a toll on his sanity.  Now, whenever Vance sees sinful women, he feels the need to remove them from the world—permanently.  The murders aren’t as graphic as in the films of today, but they’re just as, if not more, effective.

Actually, there’s a lot more nudity than blood in this film, which is common of films of the ‘70s.  It helps reminds one that today’s society is much more disturbed by a bare breast than by a brutal, graphic scene of violence.  In fact, the most effective kill scene in The Toolbox Murders would probably never make it to the screen today.  The killer breaks into the apartment of a woman (‘70s porn actress Kelly Nichols, appearing here as Marianne Walter) and spies her masturbating in her bathtub.  She soon notices him and is chased, nude, through her apartment before Vance corners her in the bedroom and brutally kills her with a nail gun.  More time is spent showing her naked body in the tub than in the blood.

tbm4The virginal Laurie, played by Pamelyn Ferdin (forever famous as being the original voice of Lucy in the Charlie Brown holiday specials) catches Vance’s attention and is kidnapped as a replacement for his dead daughter.  Since the police seem concerned but rather dense, Laurie’s brother, Joey, aided by Kent, decides to find her.  It’s not long before Kent realizes his uncle’s part in the mystery.  Though I’ve probably revealed more than I should, don’t worry, there are more twists to be enjoyed before The Toolbox Murders ends.

Overall, the acting is fine.  Kelly Nichols is very good in her death scene.  Both clothed and unclothed, Nichols is a very compelling actress.  Pam Ferdin and Cameron Mitchell share a scene near the end in which both performers show off their chops.  It’s clear why Ferdin was one of the top child actors of the period, and though Mitchell was slumming toward the end of his long career, he is quite effective as a religious man driven mad from grief. 

A product of the ‘70s, The Toolbox Murders feels a little like a “movie of the week” or an episode of The Rockford Files, but with more explicit sex and violence.  Even so, it’s a very well crafted flick.  Good use is made of music of the time, and the editing and shot choices tell the story well.  The film’s last scenes, those of the final girl, are among the most effective versions of this plot device I’ve seen—two shots, no dialogue, but extreme emotional impact.

Some of our finest, most influential films (horror and otherwise) were made in the ‘70s.  The Toolbox Murders remains a forgotten gem among a wealth of treasures.

~Theron Neel