Posts Tagged ‘Michelle Tomlinson’

Brain Dead Lives

Monday, August 23rd, 2010

It seems like only last week I was discussing the legendary Kevin S. Tenney, director of such ‘80s horror cult classics as Witchboard and Night of the Demons. Wait a minute, it was only last week. Weird. Anyway, the Universe must have been listening, because a couple of days ago I got an email from Tenney with some great news for horror fans everywhere. On October 5, Brain Dead, Tenney’s latest film, is coming to DVD courtesy of Breaking Glass Pictures. That’s right, just in time for all your Halloween shopping needs.

Brain Dead is a kickass mutant space zombie movie that hearkens back to the days when horror flicks aspired to entertain, rather than repulse, an audience. Full of ingenious gore effects, gratuitous nudity and witty repartee, Brain Dead is as much a parody of classic zombie flicks as it is a clever update of this much-loved genre. After playing the film fest circuit, it took home 12 awards, including Best Feature at the Rhode Island International Horror Film Festival and Best Horror Feature at San Francisco Indiefest, as well as accolades for special effects at the B-Movie Film Festival and the Phoenix International Horror and Sci-Fi Film Festival.

As I mentioned above, Brain Dead is a bit of throwback. An extraterrestrial parasite crash-lands in a backwoods American town and sparks a fast-spreading zombie infestation. As the brain-hungry monsters multiply, three pairs of unlucky misfits gather in a deserted fishing lodge for shelter. With zombies pounding at the door, the stranded travelers have only two choices: band together to stop the invasion, or serve themselves up as a main course. Will the ill-assorted victims snap and kill each other before the zombies get the chance to do it for them? Or will the ravenous astro-zombies be slaughtered by this rag-tag bunch of characters? You’ll have to check out the DVD to discover the fate of those involved—but no matter how it ends, I promise you’ll have a blast watching it, because Tenney has delivered a totally entertaining little flick.

Tenney has filled Brain Dead with versatile performers, such as Joshua Benton, Michelle Tomlinson and Sarah Grant Brendecke, who are a lot of fun to watch. They can handle the snark as well as the gore—and there’s plenty of both here. Much like Sam Raimi, Tenney can balance humor with horror, and Brain Dead is a perfect example of his skill.

So, do yourself a favor and pick up a copy of Brain Dead this October. It’ll be available from Amazon.com and Netflix, so you won’t have to work hard to find it. And while you’re at it, get yourself a copy of Tenney’s Night of the Demons too. Together, they’ll make the perfect Halloween double feature: Tenney—past and present. It also presents an interesting topic for debate. Which does Tenney handle better, demons or zombies? Discuss among yourselves and get back to me with your arguments. And remember, it’s pass/fail, so no pressure.

~Theron Neel

Final Girl’s Surprise—Ludlow

Monday, August 9th, 2010

Stacie Ponder, best known for her popular horror blog Final Girl, has been making short films for a while now. So when I heard she’d grabbed a video camera and disappeared into the desert to make a movie called Ludlow, I was interested, but not surprised. I’ve been acquainted with Ponder for a few years and she’s always doing off-the-wall things like that. I moved from interested to intrigued when I learned the star of her film would be actress Shannon Lark, Fangoria magazine’s first Spooksmodel and founder of horror collective The Chainsaw Mafia. I’d interviewed Lark previously and found her to be a smart, multi-talented and, yes, beautiful woman who was very much in charge of her own fate. Ponder and Lark, together again for the first time. I couldn’t wait to find out what were these two doyennes of darkness were doing out there in the Mojave Desert, but details were hard to come by.

I finally dug up a synopsis of the plot: “Oh…I don’t know…it would be in the desert…and you know, something would happen…and then…I don’t know…stabstabstab the end.” Admittedly, not much to go on, though absolute genius in its simplicity—but how would Ponder and Lark bring this vague idea to life? Well, a little more than a year later, we finally have the answer to that question. And it’s not what you’d expect.

All of Ponder’s past films have been wildly funny, but Ludlow is very serious business. When the stark, opening images flicker across the screen, it’s apparent this movie is completely different from anything she has done before. A broken young woman, Krista, drives alone through the desert, on the run from her troubled past. Checking into a rundown motel to await the arrival of her sister, Maddy (Elissa Dowling), the battered Krista’s only companions are a large stash of cheap vodka, a seemingly endless supply of anti-psychotics and her increasingly disturbing thoughts. As she sits alone, waiting and self-medicating, her grip on reality becomes tenuous at best. Soon, she can’t tell what’s real and what’s not. And, to Ponder and Lark’s credit, neither can we.

With this movie, Ponder set up quite a challenge for herself—it’s difficult to make a compelling film with two characters, one location and one crew member. But Ponder pulls it off effortlessly. It would’ve been easy for her to misstep with material this dark and ambiguous, but her stunning visual sense and imaginative approach keep the movie moving forward steadily. The narrative she’s conceived is something of a funhouse mirror, and she translates the shattered psyche of her lead character quite effectively using a variety of video and editing techniques. The evocative score by James M. Barry plays a large role in her success, but Ponder’s ace in the hole is Ms. Lark.

As Krista, Lark is in every scene and onscreen almost every second, yet she remains eminently watchable throughout. She manages to make us care for Krista even as we grow to fear her, and that’s a nice trick to pull off. Her role demands she be vulnerable one minute and raving the next and Lark handles it with aplomb, making interesting choices and never once descending into the hammy histrionics these types of parts often elicit from lesser performers. Because of the all the blood and bruises and lack of vanity required, some might call Lark’s performance “brave,” but with her work here Lark has proven she’s a real actor, not just a “spooksmodel.” As Maddy, Elissa Dowling is successful in a tricky part, playing a role that’s more than it seems.

In the spirit of full disclosure, I have to reveal that I contributed a very small amount of money toward the completion of Ludlow and my name appears in the closing credits, along with many others who did the same. I spoke with Ponder about this before I received a screener, and we agreed that I would relay my true feelings and divulge any issues I have with the film. Accordingly, as much as I like Ludlow, I do have one consideration—the flick’s running time. At 65 minutes, it’s not quite what’s considered feature length, but I think it’s the perfect length for the material. Ponder could’ve added another 10 minutes, but that would be padding it, and I’d rather see a movie that’s a bit short than one that’s obviously been extended to make it run what’s considered the “correct” number of minutes. And in today’s video-on-demand culture, where people view movies on their computers and phones while answering email and surfing the web, who’s to say what’s the proper length of a feature? I believe that, as the internet becomes a more viable entertainment delivery system and theatrical runs become less of a factor, we’re going to see a shift away from 90-minute movies as a rule. The bottom line is, this is an accomplished film no matter its length.

Ludlow is a mesmerizing look at a woman’s journey into darkness, and it’s definitely not what I expected Ponder and Lark to deliver. Truthfully, I thought we’d get some kind of twisted buddy comedy, like a scary Thelma & Louise. Or maybe alien zombies. But with Ludlow, Ponder has proven she’s an artist with many colors and shades on her palette. I wonder what she’ll paint next—light or dark.

~Theron Neel

Help an Actress Help a Worthy Cause

Friday, July 30th, 2010

At Slammed & Damned, I write a lot about horror filmmakers and the events that occur in their crazy, spooky world—you know, things like filming, directing, writing, acting, screaming and bleeding. It’s not often that the opportunity presents itself to actually do some good in the real world. And the chance to write about people in the horror world trying to do some good in the real world is a rare and joyful thing. So, I’m incredibly pleased to pass this on to you today.

The lovely and talented horror queen Michelle Tomlinson (star of The Cellar Door, Brain Dead and The Mis-Adventures of McT & A) is teaming up with an amazing nonprofit organization called Guardians of the Children, a group of bikers—definitely more Heaven’s Angels than Hell’s Angels—dedicated to helping at-risk and homeless kids. Their mission is “to recognize and react to child abuse and educate the public to do the same; to serve as advocates to provide strength and stability to families in crisis; and be an answer to the prayer of an abused child or teen for courage, support and protection.”

Please go to their website and check it out. If you feel you can do something to assist, please do—even if it’s just telling your friends about this wonderful group and their work. It’s a very worthy cause. Plus it combines bikers, horror and public service. I can’t think of a cooler combination.

~Theron Neel

Hiss, Grrr—The Mis-Adventures of McT & A: The Twilight Spoof

Tuesday, June 29th, 2010

Horror chicks Michelle Tomlinson and Kimberly Amato are back with the second episode of their entertaining webseries, the first issue of the filmmaking orgy I wrote about HERE. Displaying a keen marketing savvy, McT & A have delivered a loving parody of the whole Twilight phenomenon, written by Amato, just in time for tomorrow’s release of The Twilight Saga: Eclipse.

This episode, dubbed The Mis-Adventures of McT & A: The Twilight Spoof, takes a different approach than the first, which was totally improvised. Amato and Tomlinson portray two überfans of a Twilight-like series of movies. They apparently spend all their free time arguing the relative merits of Edward and Jacob…I mean, Josh and Landall, the Edward and Jacob analogues they worship. Their ongoing discussion is illustrated with tongue-in-cheek “dramatizations” that make their various points and lampoon the overblown acting endemic to the series being spoofed. McT & A are aided and abetted in their efforts by Joshua Benton and Landall Goolsby, playing…umm, Josh and Landall. Also on board is a hilarious Lisa Gershuny as the very over-the-top Bella counterpart.

So, if you think hunky werewolves and sparkly vampires are getting just a little too big for their teen idol britches, or even if you just love all things Twilight, watch the episode below or head on over to YouTube and check out The Mis-Adventures of McT & A: The Twilight Spoof. It might be just the thing to get you in the mood for the continuing mis-adventures of the Cullen clan. And I promise, Edward won’t mind if you laugh…just a little.

~Theron Neel

McT & A Have an Itch for Stacie Ponder

Friday, June 4th, 2010

This just in: Itch, the upcoming short film from the burgeoning empire of Kimberly Amato and Michelle Tomlinson (which I wrote about HERE), has found a director. Noted blogger Stacie Ponder—yes, Final Girl herself—has agreed to take the reins and step behind the camera for McT & A’s latest production.

Ponder is no stranger to the visual arts. She got her start as a painter and comic book artist, but a couple of years ago she began tinkering with video cameras. The result was Ghostella’s Haunted Tomb, an entertaining DIY webseries featuring Pretty/Scary queen bee Heidi Martinuzzi, and Taste of Flesh, Taste of Fear, a short film whose cast is made up entirely of fashion dolls. Then, she teamed up with Chainsaw Mafia founder Shannon Lark and headed into the desert with a camera and some booze. The result was the highly anticipated short film Ludlow (which really should be released soon—no, really). At the moment, Stacie is writing and directing the sci-fi extravaganza Space Girls, a webseries about, well, girls in space that “shoot ray guns, fight big monsters, and fly around in rocket ships.” Coincidentally, Space Girls also employs fashion dolls. (I suppose dolls are easy to work with. They don’t cost a lot to feed, don’t expect per diems and never ask about their motivation.) But it also features the voiceover talents of Amanda Deibert, Paula Haifley and Heidi Martinuzzi.

Although Ponder has plenty of filmmaking experience, this project marks the first time she has directed somebody else’s material. Itch was written by Amato, who is also co-producing and co-starring with Tomlinson. When I asked Ponder about her participation, she told me she’s excited, but a little nervous too. “It’s my first time directing for someone else, and my first time with a director of photography. But I’m psyched! I’ve wanted to work with Michelle and Kim for some time, but I never expected they’d hand me a script and say ‘Direct this, please.’ I’m thrilled about Itch. It’s going to be an intense little shoot, and I can’t wait. The blood’s going to fly. In the movie, I mean.”

Tomlinson and Amato are equally delighted about Ponder’s involvement. “Asking Stacie to be on board with this project was a no-brainer,” said Tomlinson. “She’s smart, talented, creative and has a strong personality. I’m stoked to finally be able to work with her.” Amato adds, “After watching Stacie’s work, reading her blog and seeing her fantastic grasp of visuals, the decision was a simple one. I’m honored to be working with her.”

Personally, I think Ponder is a good fit for the material. Itch is a twisted little story, and Ponder is slightly warped herself. She also has a wonderful sense of humor, and material like this could benefit from her sensibility. Production begins next week in L.A., with a very tight shooting schedule. Let’s hope Ponder can bring it in on time and under budget. But, hey, no pressure…

~Theron Neel

McT & A Ride Again…and Again…and Again

Friday, April 23rd, 2010

Just when you think they can’t achieve any more, they do. It’s now official: Michelle Tomlinson and Kimberly Amato—already among the hardest working actors in town—are working even harder. A recent press release (click below to read) reveals a passel of new projects that promise to keep the thespians busy well into next year. You know what they say. If you want something done right, do it yourself. And that’s exactly what they’ve done. But how, exactly, did they do it?

First, they each formed a production company (Amato’s Little Crown Productions and Tomlinson’s Mighty McT Productions). Then, they joined forces to produce an episode of The Mis-Adventures of McT & A, a webseries that now looks to be a continuing endeavor. A second installment of this comedic venture gets underway soon, with more planned.

After that, they went out and found an independent script to co-produce. Touch, a neo-noir written by Patrick Julian and starring Tomlinson as a private investigator who gets in over her head, is in search of financing and already has a compelling promotional trailer. For most people, that would be plenty. But wait, there’s more.

Next on the slate is two more films—Dreaming Reality, a feature, and Itch, a short—both written by Amato. It’s this last project that I’m most excited about. I got a peek at the screenplay for Itch, and I have to say it’s pretty twisted stuff. I can’t reveal much, but I can divulge that the flick centers on the functionally dysfunctional relationship between two complex women and the men in their life. A brief conversation with Tomlinson produced this cryptic quote: “Even though it’s fictional, it’s an intensely personal script for both [Kimberly and me].” Having read it Itch, that confession has me even more intrigued…and somewhat concerned about these ladies’ mental health.

So, that’s the story so far. It might not be fair to ask, but the only question left for these two dynamos is “what’s next?” (Actually, a better question might be “what’s left?”) According to Amato, the team’s only concern is “to continue to make films we’re proud of and that audiences will enjoy.” While it’s a goal I think these two will attain easily, I hope they allow themselves the occasional break. After all, empire-building is hard work.

~Theron Neel

Time for Another Blood Bath

Wednesday, February 3rd, 2010

Pretty Scary Blood Bath Film FestivalI’m happy to announce there’s going to be another blood bath in Texas. First, there was that messy chainsaw massacre back in the ’70s, which people are still talking about. Then last year, there was the Texas Blood Bath Festival. Now, in honor of the Women in Horror Recognition Month, DOA Blood Bath Entertainment and Damnation Books are presenting the Pretty Scary Blood Bath Film Festival from 11 am to 6 pm on Saturday, February 27, 2010, at the Studio Movie Grill in Addison, Texas, right outside of Dallas. The fest, sponsored in part by Heidi Martinuzzi of Pretty-Scary.net, will showcase a selection of indie horror films created by women.

Both short and feature-length flicks will be presented, including The Mis-Adventures of McT & A by Kimberly Amato, Amy Lyndon and Michelle Tomlinson, Death in Charge by Devi Snively, Family Demons by Ursula Dabrowsky, and Dead Hooker in a Trunk by Jen and Sylvia Soska. Also featured will be the world premiere of The Retelling by Emily Hagins.

Eve Blaack, owner and editor of Hacker’s Source magazine, will serve as Mistress of Ceremonies. I have it on good authority that both Ms. Martinuzzi and Ms. Tomlinson will be in attendance as well. If you’re cool, you’ll be there too. I know I will. Tickets are $15 and are available HERE. If you need a place to stay, try the Hyatt in Addison.

I don’t know what it is about the Lone Star state that attracts all this blood, but this event definitely makes me Texas Proud. And that whole Leatherface thing? That’s pretty cool too.

~Theron Neel

George’s Intervention

Thursday, December 3rd, 2009

George's InterventionEveryone knows horror is cyclical. We latch onto one monster, wring all we can out of it and move on to the next. These days, it’s vampires—Asian vampire priests, sexy Southern vampires, brooding teen vampires. Just a couple of years ago, it was zombies—slow zombies, fast zombies, droll British zombies. One could say vampires are the new zombies. I suppose I and everyone else thought filmmakers had done everything possible with the zombie trend. But I just received a screener of a film directed by J.T. Seaton called George’s Intervention, and it made me realize we were wrong. There was one very funny angle that hadn’t been explored.

George’s Intervention takes place in a world where zombieism is an accepted part of life. It’s all tidily explained in an elementary education slide show. It seems an unusual celestial event has brought about alien spores that, when inhaled, cause people to come back from the dead. But it’s okay. Like alcoholics, there are high-functioning zombies that can lead productive lives and raise families, just like anyone else—as long as they keep their, ahem, appetites in check.

George (Carlos Larkin) is a nice guy, but he’s a zombie. He likes to think he has it all together, but there’ve been signs. You know, little things: He thinks his ex-girlfriend’s blood makes a nice appetizer; “To Serve Man” is his new favorite episode of The Twilight Zone. Luckily, George has friends and family who care about him. In fact, they care so much that they’ve hired Barbara (Lynn Lowry), a rather inept interventionist who, unfortunately, doesn’t seem to be zombie-certified. They’ve all gathered in George’s house, and they won’t leave until he seeks the help they’re sure he needs. But there’s one thing nobody has thought about: locking yourself up with a hungry zombie, even if he is a loved one, might not be the wisest thing.

This is not what it looks likeGeorge’s Intervention is like an extremely entertaining piece of candy—part drawing room farce and part murder mystery, all covered in a bloody good zombie coating. The laughs begin subtly but start piling up as fast as the bodies in George’s basement. And George’s friends aren’t the only ones on the menu. People start to drop by to drop dead. Let’s see, there are Mormons, salesmen, neighbors, strippers. I mean, what’s a not-so-highly-functioning zombie to do?

Aside from a witty script by J.T. Seaton and Brad C. Hodson, which gives everyone a chance to shine, one of things that makes George’s Intervention work so well is a fantastic ensemble cast. Every member does good work here. As George’s baking-obsessed sister Francine, Shannon Neil is a prickly delight. Michelle Tomlinson displays deft comic timing as George’s ex, Sarah, who may just have the worst taste in men. Peter Stickles gets to play funny and serious as Ben, George’s best friend. And then there’s George himself. Whether he’s trying to convince his sis that he didn’t eat her date or making us see the humanity of the living dead, Carlos Larkin holds it all together and acquits himself nicely, playing George as a zombie with bad habits. Also, kudos to scene-stealer Vincent Cusimano who plays Roger, a not-at-all functioning alcoholic that is a hero in his own mind, and maybe in real life as well. Even the strippers (played by Victoria De Mare and Angela Landis) are slyly hilarious in their one scene. And cult-film fans should keep their eyes peeled for some cameos from people only they will recognize.

You can have an intervention for zombies?It’s funny—although George is a zombie, he seems much less troubled than the people demanding he needs help. Maybe George’s Intervention is deeper than it seems. Maybe it’s really a message movie, a plea for understanding and tolerance. Nah, who am I kidding. Any flick in which the lead character gnaws off a man’s gore-covered leg is a zombie movie, plain and simple. Any flick in which the zombie then finds reason to beat the man with the gnawed-off leg is a comedy. George’s Intervention allows both to occur, and I ask you: What else could you possibly want from a movie?

~Theron Neel

Amato & Tomlinson Are Live!

Saturday, November 21st, 2009

The Mis-Adventures of McT & AA few days ago, I told you about a crazy new venture from Michelle Tomlinson and Kimberly Amato called The Mis-Adventures of McT & A. It’s a wacky little web series these lovely queens of the scream have cooked up, and it’s a lot of fun.

Well, I am pleased to announce that the first episode has been posted for your viewing pleasure HERE. Do yourself a favor and go check it out. And while you’re there, poke around and watch some of the other videos available from these fine actresses. Remember—Support independent film! If you don’t, you can’t expect anybody else to do it.

~Theron Neel

The Mis-Adventures of McT & A

Monday, November 9th, 2009

The Mis-Adventures of McT & AIn the ever-changing environment that is today’s show business industry, you can’t wait for opportunities to present themselves. You have to make things happen. And with the rise of the internet as a valid delivery system for entertainment, this is becoming much easier to do. Web series are becoming a viable option and a legitimate way for artists to make a name for themselves. With this in mind, Michelle Tomlinson (“McT”) and Kimberly Amato (“A”), two of today’s finest indie horror talents, have come together to amuse and entertain us with a brand-new project called The Mis-Adventures of McT & A. Slammed & Damned has been fortunate enough to score an exclusive look at the first episode of this exciting new venture which, according to Tomlinson, brings “new meaning to T & A.”

The Mis-Adventures of McT & A is what happens when you put two crazy people together and say “go!” The concept is pretty cool: You, the viewing public, write in with requests for what you’d like to see them do, and they do it. Simple as that. Episode 1 is divided into three distinct sections of madness. “The Annie & Ronnie Saga” is a hilarious little piece, inspired by horror icon Kevin Tenney, starring two fashion dolls lost in the woods. “What the Hell Is Erdega” is a peek at Tomlinson’s super-secret language, Erdega, and what can be done with it when combined with copious amounts of alcohol. The final section is a bit of lunacy called “Cemetery Lights.” Acting guru Amy Lyndon directed the first two segments, and Tomlinson and Amato co-directed the third.

The result of this team-up is a lot of fun to watch. It’s clear these two women are having a blast, and that translates into an extremely entertaining few minutes for the audience. These ladies have recently each formed a production company—Amato’s Little Crown Productions and Tomlinson’s Mighty McT Productions—and The Mis-Adventures of McT & A is a joint production. There are several other exciting new projects in the works from this team, including Touch, a feature film starring Tomlinson as a private detective facing the most challenging case of her career.

If you want to suggest ideas for future episodes of The Mis-Adventures of McT & A, go check out their Facebook group. You can also be sure that I’ll keep you updated on any and all developments. Now, courtesy of Mighty McT Productions and Little Crown Productions, allow me to present a few exclusive photos from The Mis-Adventures of McT & A.

Michelle knows she knows her lines

Kimmie's not so sure about her line

Annie & Ronnie get...closer

What the hell is Erdega and how can it get me more Patron?

I'm scared!

What are you scared of?

If they're smart, they're scared of me!

~Theron Neel