Posts Tagged ‘psycho’

Deranged

Wednesday, November 18th, 2009

DerangedAs a writer that covers the horror beat, I am woefully uneducated about the adventures of America’s legendary psycho killer, Ed Gein. Sure, I know the basics: he lived with his mom; he dug her up after she died; he dug up other corpses and killed people, repurposing their skin and bones. I also know he inspired films such as The Texas Chain Saw Massacre, Psycho and Silence of the Lambs. But I didn’t know he was the inspiration for the 1974 Canadian cult movie Deranged.

Though I’d never seen Deranged, I’ve long been a fan of its lurid movie poster, which shows a woman’s bare legs tied together and hanging from the ceiling as a crazed man looks out at us. It’s an indelible image, with an ominous tag line: Pretty Sally Mae died a very unnatural death! …but the worst hasn’t happened to her yet! And then there’s the shockingly sensational subtitle: The Confessions of a Necrophile. Would the movie attached to this unforgettable one sheet be as memorable? That’s a tall order for any filmmaker to fill, but it seems that co-directors Jeff Gillen and Alan Ormsby knew what they were doing. While Deranged might not deliver all the delights promised by the poster, it is an extremely effective exploitation flick that’s a lot better than I expected it to be.

Ezra Cobb is a devoted son. He has lived on a small, rural farm with his mother his whole life. Now, she’s dying and he can’t bear to be without her. After she passes, he realizes he doesn’t have to be without her. He goes to the cemetery and digs her up, but it’s been several months and she just doesn’t look as good as she once did. Ez gets the idea to give her a facelift using the skin of freshly buried women. Hey! He can even keep the women around the house as companions for his mom. (I told you he’s devoted.)

Mama ain't wellEz’s mother always warned him against pleasures of the flesh, and it’s strongly implied that he’s a 50-year-old virgin. Though his mother isn’t truly gone—I mean, hell, she’s seated right there at the table—let’s face it, she isn’t the company she used to be. So Ezra decides to take a wife (literally). After a deadly comical misadventure with a family friend who uses her dead husband’s spirit as a tool of seduction, Ezra chooses a cocktail waitress at a nearby bar. As you can imagine, things do not go well for her. She ends up at his house, in her underwear, surrounded by Ez’s growing collection of corpses, whom she gets to know better than she’d like. Eventually, Ezra (completely) loses his grasp on reality and gets sloppy in his courting, which leads to his capture.

The film uses a device that was all the rage in the ‘70s. As the film starts, a man steps into frame and tells us he is the reporter that covered the story on which the movie is based. He promises what we are about to see is the truth, and then he steps out of frame, occasionally reappearing to comment on what we are seeing. While this has the potential to ruin the fantasy by constantly reminding us we are watching a movie, Deranged is compelling enough to keep that from happening.

Peek-a-booConsidering the subject matter, I was expecting a bloodier movie. But then I remembered this flick was made in 1974, before horror movies became the splatter fests they are now. The lack gore here isn’t an issue. As with most things artistic, less is more. When we do see what grue there is, it’s all the more effective due to the restraint employed by the filmmakers. Today’s torture porn producers could learn some lessons in moderation from Deranged.

As Ezra, veteran character actor Roberts Blossom is quite good. He makes this psychotic killer a real person. As written, Ezra is beloved by his neighbors and the last person they suspect to be the murderer. Blossom plays Ezra as a solemn country man, low-key and formally polite. He convinces us that other than killing several people and being a corpse robber, Ez isn’t a bad guy. He’s just misguided and lonely. Up until Ezra totally lost it and kidnapped his neighbor’s teen girlfriend, Blossom had me feeling sorry for ol’ Ez. Now that, my friends, is acting.

I don’t know how close Deranged is to the reality of the Ed Gein case, but directors Gillen and Ormsby have delivered a gripping little flick. Its straight-forward presentation and understated performances, hallmarks of ‘70s cinema, combine to convey an unexpected sense of reality. At times, I almost felt like I was watching a documentary—and with a story this deranged, that’s an accomplishment in any era.

~Theron Neel

Stupid Teenagers Must Die!

Thursday, July 30th, 2009

stupidteenagersmustdie1If you think about it, the name of Jeff C. Smith’s new ‘80s teens-in-peril horror parody is as much a mission statement as it is a title: Stupid Teenagers Must Die!  Seriously, if one had to sum up this particular genre with one phrase, this is the perfect choice.  And, yes, the teenagers in this movie are quite stupid, and for that, they must die…and die they do—in gory, comical fashion.

The filmmakers have gone out of their way to hit all the right notes here.  You got your séance gone awry.  You got your Ouija board abuse.  You got your murder and mayhem.  Also, there’s no budget.  Really.  None. They’ve set the bar pretty low here, which makes it all the easier to jump over, I suppose. The one thing Stupid Teenagers Must Die! does have that’s not usually found in Z-grade horror flicks is wonderful performances, and that makes up for a lot.

The setting is the 1980s—an evil time when leg warmers thrived and a young woman named Madonna was queen.  A group of stupid teenagers have gathered in an abandoned house where a psycho, with the explanatory name Murder McGee, butchered his entire family.  The teens intend to have a séance, contact the spirits of the killer and his victims, and, what the heck, have a few laughs.  There’s a little drinking, a little drugging, a little sex—all the ingredients for a good time. That is, until blood starts to spray and people begin dying.

stupidteenagersmustdie2Drawing inspiration from several “rats in a trap” horror flicks, Stupid Teenagers Must Die! seems most influenced by the ‘80s classic Night of the Demons, which shares an almost identical storyline.  But STMD! has its tongue planted firmly in its cheek, which is a very good thing. Granted, the film’s pacing could be tightened up and some of the gags fall flat, but the young actors are clearly enjoying themselves and do all they can to put across the material.  Special mention goes to Ashley Schneider as Julie, the heroine; Jamie Carson as Sissy and Christina DeRosa as Jamie, the lesbians; Lindsay Gareth as Tiffany, the blonde bimbo; and Cory Assink as Geek One (really, that’s the name of his character).

stupidteenagersmustdie3Director Jeff Smith is pretty much a one-man show.  He directs, he edits, he shoots, he acts, he writes.  Luckily, he knows what he’s doing.  Though the action can sometimes be hard to make out (the lighting is bad, and the sound is worse), Smith can tell a story visually.  The camera is always well positioned and moves quite a bit without calling attention to itself.  The flick also has a good score, which is not usually the case with the recent flood of DIY digital video productions.

Stupid Teenagers Must Die! has been playing at various film festivals and doing pretty well for itself—well enough that it has gotten good distribution and is now available on DVD from all the usual online vendors, conveniently just in time for Halloween.  So, if you want a few laughs this All Hallow’s Eve, treat yourself to Stupid Teenagers Must Die!  It contains fewer calories (and a lot more laughs) than Halloween candy, and it’s almost as good.

~Theron Neel