Posts Tagged ‘zombie’

Paquita Estrada—A dream come true

Friday, March 19th, 2010

I have a treat for you today, my friends: an interview with a vampire! No, really. At great peril, I’ve tracked down Paquita Estrada, a beautiful bloodsucking ghoul, and forced her to answer questions just for you, dear readers. But wait, there’s more! Paquita isn’t just a vampire—she’s a zombie too (maybe). In the “real” world, Paquita is an actress. In fact, Paquita is one of the stars of Planet of the Vampire Women, Trash Film Orgy’s upcoming space pirate vampire flick. She plays Captain “Trix” Richards, the most notorious, badass space pirate/vampire woman in the galaxy. And as you’ll see, she’s very, very excited about it.

Hey Paquita! I’ve already interviewed several members of the cast of Planet of the Vampire Women, but I believe you’re the first vampire I’ve spoken with. How do you like playing a bloodsucking fiend?

Oh my god! I loved it! I’ve been in love with vampires since I was little girl, from Interview with the Vampire to Vampire in Brooklyn. Not to mention I am a space geek, so the idea of playing a space pirate turned vampire was a dream come true.

What can you reveal about your character?

Captain Richards loves Skittles. She always hides them from her crew under the arm of the captain’s chair. Oh yeah, she loves boobs.

Truthfully, who doesn’t? How did you hook up with those crackpots at Trash Film Orgy?

I was online looking for work and came across their ad on craigslist. I read the title and knew right away that this was a project I had to be part of. When I read the part of Captain Richards, it felt like they wrote it with me in mind—of course, they didn’t because they didn’t know me then, but that’s how passionate I was about getting cast as Richards. I knew I was the Captain and I had to make them see that too.

You do seem pretty excited, I have to say. Tell me, you’ve worked on other movies. Is working on a vampire flick any different than your usual film work?

No, not really. On every set, you wait around for umpteen hours until it’s your time to make movie magic. You’re always sore at the end of the day; but the places you’re sore is what’s different, like having the veins in your neck sore from having to bare fangs over and over or having to drive home covered in dried blood, wrapped in clear plastic. But if I had to do it all over again, you can bet your O-negative blood that I would!

Yikes! Okaaay. As an actor, how do you prepare to be a vampire? Did you watch a lot of scary movies, or did you just let the fangs fly?

I let the fangs fly [laughs]. Like I said, I love vampires and felt that there was always a space pirate vampire inside of me waiting to come out and Planet of the Vampire Women released her!

Whoa, sounds painful! So, I’m guessing you’ve always been a horror fan?

Always, always, always! I remember as a child as young as 3 watching Tales From the Crypt, Twilight Zone and Scooby Doo

Scooby Doo?

Hey, that cartoon can be scary for a 3- or 4-year-old! My all-time favorite scary movie is The Exorcist, the uncut version! Even now as an adult, I rarely pass up an opportunity to watch a scary movie. But lately, Hollywood has left me disappointed—nothing seems to scare me anymore, I think I’m desensitized now. Hollywood, take that as a challenge. Write something that can scare me please.

Hear that, Hollywood? You’ve been called out! Okay, Paquita, I see from your resume you’ve been in Maxim magazine. Details, please…

I’m one of those women who understand the industry and I don’t mind using my looks as an actress to get me noticed, and then blow them away with my talent later. I was entered in [Maxim’s] “Hometown Hotties” competition without my knowledge by my boyfriend at the time. Maxim called me and told me that they wanted to use my picture as an advertising tool in their magazine for a two-month spread. The ad read, “If your girlfriend looks like this, enter her in the Hometown Hotties competition.” It really stroked my ego, if you could imagine. They also contacted me to be on their reality shows, but I was pregnant with my son and was unable to.

Yeah, Maxim is kinda shallow like that. Can you tell Slammed & Damned’s readers what’s next for you, Paquita? Zombies maybe?

I, of course, love zombies—running zombies are the best. I am currently working on a short called Vaccinated, and it is about zombies. You’ll have to wait and see if I turn in to one or not. I have several other things I’m working on right now—three are in the horror genre. As long as I am an actress, I will try to continue doing horror movies. Some people like to make people laugh. I like to scare the heck out people.

A vampire after my own heart…

~Theron Neel

George’s Intervention

Thursday, December 3rd, 2009

George's InterventionEveryone knows horror is cyclical. We latch onto one monster, wring all we can out of it and move on to the next. These days, it’s vampires—Asian vampire priests, sexy Southern vampires, brooding teen vampires. Just a couple of years ago, it was zombies—slow zombies, fast zombies, droll British zombies. One could say vampires are the new zombies. I suppose I and everyone else thought filmmakers had done everything possible with the zombie trend. But I just received a screener of a film directed by J.T. Seaton called George’s Intervention, and it made me realize we were wrong. There was one very funny angle that hadn’t been explored.

George’s Intervention takes place in a world where zombieism is an accepted part of life. It’s all tidily explained in an elementary education slide show. It seems an unusual celestial event has brought about alien spores that, when inhaled, cause people to come back from the dead. But it’s okay. Like alcoholics, there are high-functioning zombies that can lead productive lives and raise families, just like anyone else—as long as they keep their, ahem, appetites in check.

George (Carlos Larkin) is a nice guy, but he’s a zombie. He likes to think he has it all together, but there’ve been signs. You know, little things: He thinks his ex-girlfriend’s blood makes a nice appetizer; “To Serve Man” is his new favorite episode of The Twilight Zone. Luckily, George has friends and family who care about him. In fact, they care so much that they’ve hired Barbara (Lynn Lowry), a rather inept interventionist who, unfortunately, doesn’t seem to be zombie-certified. They’ve all gathered in George’s house, and they won’t leave until he seeks the help they’re sure he needs. But there’s one thing nobody has thought about: locking yourself up with a hungry zombie, even if he is a loved one, might not be the wisest thing.

This is not what it looks likeGeorge’s Intervention is like an extremely entertaining piece of candy—part drawing room farce and part murder mystery, all covered in a bloody good zombie coating. The laughs begin subtly but start piling up as fast as the bodies in George’s basement. And George’s friends aren’t the only ones on the menu. People start to drop by to drop dead. Let’s see, there are Mormons, salesmen, neighbors, strippers. I mean, what’s a not-so-highly-functioning zombie to do?

Aside from a witty script by J.T. Seaton and Brad C. Hodson, which gives everyone a chance to shine, one of things that makes George’s Intervention work so well is a fantastic ensemble cast. Every member does good work here. As George’s baking-obsessed sister Francine, Shannon Neil is a prickly delight. Michelle Tomlinson displays deft comic timing as George’s ex, Sarah, who may just have the worst taste in men. Peter Stickles gets to play funny and serious as Ben, George’s best friend. And then there’s George himself. Whether he’s trying to convince his sis that he didn’t eat her date or making us see the humanity of the living dead, Carlos Larkin holds it all together and acquits himself nicely, playing George as a zombie with bad habits. Also, kudos to scene-stealer Vincent Cusimano who plays Roger, a not-at-all functioning alcoholic that is a hero in his own mind, and maybe in real life as well. Even the strippers (played by Victoria De Mare and Angela Landis) are slyly hilarious in their one scene. And cult-film fans should keep their eyes peeled for some cameos from people only they will recognize.

You can have an intervention for zombies?It’s funny—although George is a zombie, he seems much less troubled than the people demanding he needs help. Maybe George’s Intervention is deeper than it seems. Maybe it’s really a message movie, a plea for understanding and tolerance. Nah, who am I kidding. Any flick in which the lead character gnaws off a man’s gore-covered leg is a zombie movie, plain and simple. Any flick in which the zombie then finds reason to beat the man with the gnawed-off leg is a comedy. George’s Intervention allows both to occur, and I ask you: What else could you possibly want from a movie?

~Theron Neel

Season of the Witch

Tuesday, November 3rd, 2009

Season of the WitchAs we all know, the 1960s and ‘70s were a time of massive political and social change. One of the filmmakers to most often comment and reflect upon this upheaval is a man not usually thought of as a socio-political filmmaker: George A. Romero. That’s right, the zombie guy.

While Romero’s living dead have been seen as metaphors for everything from the birth of a new social order to society feeding upon itself, in 1971 he made a film that employed almost no symbolism at all in its exploration of contemporary cultural evolution. Season of the Witch is a straight-forward drama about an upper-middle-class housewife facing middle age and trying to find her place in a world that’s suddenly changing in every possible way. While on the surface it seems like an anomaly in the Romero oeuvre, thematically it sits quite comfortably next to his other work, with subtle nods to the growth of consumer culture and the commercialization and commodification of all aspects of modern life.

Season of the Witch is also known by its alternate title, Jack’s Wife, which is actually a more appropriate name for this film. Joan Mitchell (Jan White) is a bright woman, but she’s a product of her time. She’s married to Jack, a chauvinistic bully, and has a college-age daughter who is enjoying what it is to be young in the seventies and all the freedoms the era allows. Joan attends cocktail parties and has a nice house and all the appointments her husband’s success affords, but something’s missing. Her religion offers guilt, not comfort. She goes to therapy to explore the hole in her life and her recurring nightmares, but it doesn’t help. Then, her friend Shirley (a quite good Anne Muffly), equally perplexed by life, introduces her to Marion Hamilton (Virginia Greenwald), who might be able to provide whatever it is Joan is seeking. Marion, you see, is a witch.

My identity is out there somewhereRomero presents an accurate look at life in the Me Decade, when women were becoming frustrated with their role in the world and the occult was becoming the “in thing.” He displays sharp chops behind the camera, which is restless and always finds unusual angles. And while his creative editing keeps the film interesting visually, he’s delivered a flick that is more tedious, talky melodrama than gripping supernatural thriller. But, hey, dialogue is cheap for a filmmaker to shoot and Romero was definitely a low-budget auteur at this point in his career. The film explores the generation gap, the search for one’s identity, drugs, free love—all the hot-button issues of the day. But it’s done in such a tedious manner that it’s hard to sit through. Witchcraft doesn’t even really enter the picture until more than hour into the film. So don’t do what I did and think, “Ooh, Romero and ‘70s witchcraft!” That’s not at all what you’ll get. Sure, eventually there are candles and incantations, as well as a sudden act of violence that changes everything, but all they do is serve as a means to an inescapable, depressing end: In ‘70s society, no matter what she does to carve out an identity for herself, Joan is and always will be thought of as Jack’s wife.

Bell, book and boringWhen viewed today, I think Season of the Witch works best as a time capsule. And though I wasn’t enchanted by it, if Romero has worked his ideological magic on you in the past, or if you just want to enjoy the slang and tacky clothes and decor of the period, maybe you’ll fall under its spell. Stranger things have happened—the ‘70s themselves, for example.

Deadgirl

Thursday, October 1st, 2009

DeadgirlWhen I interviewed writer/actor Trent Haaga, he described Deadgirl as “The River’s Edge meets A Simple Plan with a zombie sex slave.” And now that I’ve seen it, I have to admit that’s a pretty apt description. After making the rounds on the festival circuit, garnering mega-buzz and dividing audiences wherever it played, Deadgirl is now out on DVD.

Written by Trent Haaga and directed by Gadi Harel and Marcel Sarmiento, Deadgirl is the story of two slackers who find a naked dead woman chained to a gurney. Well, that’s a bit of a simplification. Actually, she’s not dead per se—but she’s not alive either. She’s somewhere in between. Rickie (Shiloh Fernandez) and J.T. (Noah Segan) are high school buddies, outsiders who are moving in different directions. Rickie is quiet and artistic; J.T. is crude and going nowhere fast. One day, they cut class and go hang out in an abandoned hospital, drinking beer and destroying private property. When they finally work their way down to the basement, they find the deadgirl (Jenny Spain). Rickie wants to release her and get help for her, but J.T. has a different idea—a much more disturbing idea. He wants to keep her and use her as their personal sex toy. J.T.’s rationalization is, hey, it’s not like she’s alive, right? Rickie doesn’t want any part of it, but agrees to think about it. Things get wildly out of hand and the film races to what eventually seems like an inevitable conclusion.

The deadgirl as foundNote the “eventually” in the previous sentence. One of the things that most impressed me about Deadgirl was that, for the majority of the film, I had no idea where it was headed. I could not predict what was going to happen next, which is an admirable quality in a horror film these days. But, truthfully, I don’t think Deadgirl really is a horror film. At its core, it’s a study of friendship and the way life pulls people apart. Sure, there’s a zombie, but she’s really just the mother of all complicating incidences. This film is the story of Rickie and J.T. and the results of the choices they make. These are two dead-end kids with no real future ahead of them. Finding the deadgirl is the best, and worst, thing ever to happen to them. And the decisions they make will prove pivotal. And though Rickie struggles to do the right thing at every turn, it soon becomes clear that the road to hell is paved with good intentions.

Good boy;deadgirlShiloh Fernandez and Noah Segan are both wonderful in roles that are, essentially, the ego and the id. Fernandez plays Rickie as a little boy lost, overwhelmed by events but always struggling to be good. Segan’s J.T. is the blustering loudmouth everyone knows. Haaga’s script is very well crafted, depicting adolescent male camaraderie quite realistically. It eventually pushes us to the edge of comfort while delivering enough black humor to make the lurid subject matter palatable. Though violent, Deadgirl never seems exploitative.

Co-directors Harel and Sarmiento have made a very good-looking independent film. More and more, digital cameras are allowing talented filmmakers to deliver quality films at low budgets. Working with such digital video equipment, Harel and Sarmiento were able to capture both ethereal imagery and stark, grimy interiors clearly and effectively. I know purists still argue against DV, but if I hadn’t known Deadgirl was filmed on digital video, I wouldn’t have guessed it.

To sleep, per chance to dreamAs I mentioned earlier, Deadgirl has been polarizing audiences everywhere, with good reason. The deadgirl is brutally abused in the film, though when given the chance she can take care of herself, all feral growls and gnashing teeth. But I think her character is an interesting, though unsettling, plot device. She acts as the canvas on which the male characters paint their souls. And through her brutalization, we see who and what these characters are. Is that a good enough reason to portray such horrific cruelty onscreen? That’s a question I can’t answer for you. I recommend you see this film with some friends and decide for yourself. If nothing else, Deadgirl is sure to provoke a spirited conversation—and that’s never a bad thing.

~Theron Neel

Horno

Wednesday, September 9th, 2009

HornoSelf-described guerilla filmmaker Terrence Williams is back in action with his latest movie, a little piece of nastiness called Horno. Last seen in these parts promoting the unrepentantly offensive The Hood Has Eyez, with this film he’s delivered something a bit different. Is this a kinder, gentler Terrence Williams? Well, I wouldn’t go that far. Make no mistake, he’s still crude and distasteful, but Horno is a comedy. Of course, Williams being Williams, it’s not just any old comedy. It’s a comedy about drug-crazed killer sex zombies running wild during a porn shoot. So, you can relax. Williams is still an equal-opportunity offender. But this time out, he’s mixing a few guffaws with the gross. And it’s a recipe that makes for an entertaining flick.

Ron (Carlos Javier Castillo) is a porn director with a little more vision than talent, not that he has much of either. He aspires to greatness, but never quite achieves it—that is, until he comes up with the idea he’s sure will launch him to infamy: Children of the Cornhole, a horror/porno hybrid. Yes, it’s a “horno” film, one whose plot is brilliant in its pornographic simplicity: a zombie outbreak is being spread by legions of the undead bent on sodomizing anybody they can. Once Ron convinces his producer (an amusingly frog-voiced Kenneth Dunn) that it’s a profitable idea, he’s on his way to renown, if only in his own mind. He gathers together his rag-tag troupe of cast and crew in a hotel room and starts filming. But things go horribly wrong. All I’ll say is that life begins to imitate “art” in the worst possible way.

Take this...and this!One of the fun things about Horno is the way it sends up several genres at once. It gets laughs from the classic film nerd argument: “Which is the lowest art form: porn or horror?” And being a movie about movies, it also has fun with the behind-the-scenes shenanigans that take place on any movie shoot. So, Williams has kind of given us three movies in one: horror, porn and backstage comedy. Perhaps I’m jaded, but the sex isn’t all that graphic and the gore isn’t all that gory. Surprisingly, the jokes work better than anything in Horno.

Williams’ cast members work hard to make the gags work and deserve credit for selling all aspects of the film. Beleaguered director Ron has his hands full with Children of the Cornhole. Jenna (Ingrid Nicole Kennedy), the camera operator, has an unrequited crush on pornstar Caroline Bottoms (Oceana Christopher). “Adult film starlet” Samantha Good Head (Jesselynn Desmond) won’t perform with Carl Strong (Mitch Ryan) due to his past career in gay porn. Actor Kirk Ryder (Frank Merchant) has developed a very nasty drug problem, and porn legend Dick Nasty (Terrence Williams) has a problem that will kill both his career and Ron’s movie. Whew! And I didn’t even mention the psycho-meth that’ll turn you into a flesh-eating undead monster. 

Another day in the life of a killer sex zombieThe stand-out performances come from Carlos Javier Castillo, Frank Merchant and Jesselynn Desmond. Merchant’s Kirk Ryder is a hoot during his rehearsal scene and quite touching in his final conversation with Ron. Desmond, who was also in The Hood Has Eyez, is very funny as Samantha Good Head. She’s a pornstar with strong convictions and a personal relationship with Jesus that she’s willing to stand up for. As Ron, Castillo has a lot of fun pulling out all the stops to get his production going and keep it on track.

The micro-budgets and guerilla nature of Williams’ films dictate that the production values are at times questionable. While The Hood Has Eyez was a very well-made film in every aspect, Horno feels somewhat like a step back in some ways. It’s cool that Williams mixes different film styles to achieve different feels throughout, but at times the sound is really in need of some work. He knows how to set up a shot and has fun playing with the conventions of the genres he’s satirizing. Also, Williams always gets good work from his casts. Considering all his films are basically produced with a crew of two people, they are really impressive. I just want to see him do more. Luckily, I think I’ll get the chance soon.

While I enjoyed Horno, as I watched it I couldn’t shake the feeling that it’s a bit of a palette cleanser for Williams. And I think that actually may be the case. I’ve heard recently that he’s in pre-production on The Hood Has Eyes 2: Urban Nightmare. It looks like we’ll soon be seeing more rape and revenge in the urban jungle, and I can’t wait. That’s a setting Williams feels a little more at home in…not that there’s anything wrong with that.

~Theron Neel

An Update From Rachel Grubb!

Sunday, September 6th, 2009

Rachel GrubbI just checked my mailbox and found an exciting update to share with everyone. The lovely polymath Rachel Grubb dropped me a line concerning a very cool project she’s involved in.

The film is Haunting Kira, which features Kathleen Kinmont (Bride of Re-Animator), Monique Dupree (Skeleton Key 2) and Donna Hamblin (Killer Biker Chicks) and was written and will be directed by special effects artist Teresa Fahs of Gorify.com fame. Also on board is Ari Lehman, who is best known as the first actor to play Jason Voorhees in the Friday the 13th franchise, and of course Rachel Grubb (Strip Club Slasher).

As if the film isn’t awesome enough already, the producers have added an exciting new cast member: award-winning pioneer and princess of punk porn Joanna Angel! Specializing in parody, alt and horror, Angel’s film credits include Porny Monster, Repenetrator, The XXXorcist, Joanna’s Angels and Punk Rock Pussycat Dolls.

Haunting Kira, which prides itself as a “Women in Horror” production, tells the story of a ghost that has reanimated a rotting corpse and roams the streets of Las Vegas.

“Could we do a Sin City zombie film without at least one porn star?” producer Chad Clinton Freeman asks jokingly. “Seriously though, Joanna Angel is a perfect fit for our film. Haunting Kira is an exploration into diversity, individuality and identity, and she’s an entrepreneur that got where she is by doing things her own way.”

Joanna Angel“As those who know my art work can attest, I’m committed to realism,” Fahs said. “So when it came to casting the right actress for our hot girl-on-girl sex scene, Joanna was the natural choice. I’m delighted to be working on this project with yet another free-thinking, gutsy woman that I genuinely respect.”

Angel will play a character named Cindy Sinn, who seduces another female character in the stall of a bar bathroom. As the head of her own adult production company (Burning Angel Entertainment),  Angel has directed more than 20 films and appeared in over 60. The Rutgers University graduate, who has called the Suicide Girls “the McDonald’s of alt porn,” most recently appeared in Sean Cain’s indie horror film Breath of Hate.

The F-Team (Fahs and Freeman) released news of Angel joining their cast via their Twitter accounts as well as the film’s website. Fahs can be followed at http://twitter.com/gorify and Freeman can be found at http://twitter.com/pollystaffle.

~Theron Neel

Shock-O-Rama

Tuesday, August 25th, 2009

shock-o-ramaNew Jersey-based E.I. Independent Cinema (as distributed by Alternative Cinema) is one of the most ambitious production companies around. And God love ‘em for it. They have their hand in almost every type of genre/exploitation film imaginable: thrillers, softcore, erotic classics from the ‘60s and ‘70s, crazy cult fare and, of course, horror.

Shock-O-Rama, the 2005 offering from one-man moviemaking machine Brett Piper and actress Misty Mundae, is practically an amalgam of all that Alternative Cinema releases. An anthology-style horror movie, the experience of watching Shock-O-Rama is comparable to being at a triple-feature drive-in movie. First up is a zombie film, followed by an alien invaders movie, with a schlocky mad scientist flick closing out the evening. All that’s missing is the popcorn and heavy petting.

The first segment, “Zombie This,” stars the wonderful Misty Mundae as a B-movie scream queen named Rebecca Raven. Showbiz has not been kind to Misty—I mean Rebecca. A career of bad scripts, no respect and even less pay has ground away her soul. Facing an existential crisis, she decides to demand better-quality material from her sleazy studio chief (Michael Thomas), and he summarily fires her. This turn of events inspires Misty—I mean Rebecca—to take a break and do a bit of soul searching at an isolated, rustic inn that, coincidentally, is just like something out of one of her many scary movies. Misty Mundae is tremendously entertaining as Rebecca, and she makes the most of her time onscreen. I’m sure this role hit extremely close to home for Misty Mundae, who has since started using the name Erin Brown and has done great work in more serious fare, such as In the Wall.

Everything I learned, I learned from zombiesBack to the movie: While Misty—I mean Rebecca—tries to find some inner peace, her boss is busy trying to find a new star for his next low-budget epic. His assistant suggests he watch a movie that features a starlet with potential, and this takes us into Shock-O-Rama’s next segment, “Mecharachnia.”

“Mecharachnia” is a weirdly ambitious mix of screwball comedy and science fiction, kind of like My Man Godfrey meets Transformers. Rob Monkiewicz and Linda Callahan play ex-lovers defending themselves against an angry little alien who has crash-landed on Earth. This segment features some impressive stop-motion effects and is a lot of old-fashioned fun. While “Mecharachnia” ends rather suddenly, that’s okay because it brings us back to Misty Mundae.

Meanwhile, back at the inn, Misty’s—I mean Rebecca’s—soul searching pays off, in ways unexpected. Wouldn’t you know poor Misty/Rebecca accidentally resurrects the zombie of a notorious local Satanist (every neighborhood has one). I won’t spoil the end of this tale, but I will give you a hint: it involves a bathtub, blood and a chainsaw.

Cold hands, warm heartThe last segment of Shock-O-Rama, titled “Lonely Are the Brain,” is another interesting mashup of genres. Let’s see, there’s bitchy sorority girls, unethical medical experiments by a hot female doctor (Julian Wells) and, of course, a talking brain—with a face, no less—that is the living embodiment of the whole of humanity and has come back from the future to, uh…well, I don’t know what exactly but, c’mon, it’s a brain with a face!  All you really need to know is that there are naked, flesh-eating, lesbian coeds whose beating hearts are being ripped from their bodies…or something.  

With Shock-O-Rama, Brett Piper and E.I. Independent Cinema have delivered a smart, fun popcorn flick for cult film lovers, with more than a little tongue shoved in its gratuitous cheek. Oh, did I mention it stars Misty Mundae?

~Theron Neel

Trent Haaga—Expanding his horizons

Monday, August 3rd, 2009

trenthaaga1Trent Haaga has been knocking around the world of independent horror for almost a decade. He got his start, doing anything and everything, at Troma Entertainment, Lloyd Kaufman’s infamous production house. Though primarily known as an actor, Haaga has recently found success as a screenwriter—Deadgirl, a film he wrote, made the rounds at festivals with much success and recently opened in limited release around the country. Haaga’s latest acting role is in Timothy Friend’s new film, Bonnie & Clyde vs. Dracula. I was able to chat with Haaga a while ago about the past, the present and the future.

Hey Trent, thanks for taking the time to chat. Your latest role is Clyde Barrow in Timothy Friend’s cool new flick, Bonnie & Clyde vs. Dracula. How did you get involved in this project?

I basically just got a call for that one. I had never met Tim and Jenn Friend before, but I guess that they had seen me in some movies before. Jeff Sisson, their makeup FX guy, is one of my closest friends, and I think that he kind of put the bug in their ear.

It’s been doing very well on the festival circuit, garnering lots of praise and awards. Have you been at any of the festivals?

I have not had the chance to see the film with a crowd yet. The Friends sent me a DVD of the film a few months ago and that’s been my only exposure to it.

trenthaaga2Is this the first time you’ve played a historical character? Did you do any research on Clyde, or did you just go by what was on the page?

Yes, and that’s one of the main things that attracted me to the project. It’s not often that a low-budget production attempts a period piece—they’re just too expensive to do by nature. So I was excited to shoot something that didn’t take place in the “Now.” I didn’t really do any research on Clyde. As far as I know, he never fought Dracula.

Well, I fear we’ll never know for sure. Tiffany [Shepis] was really great as Bonnie. You two have a lot of chemistry together. How long have you known Tiffany?

I guess that’s a testament to her acting ability! Tiffany and I have been in the same movie several times, but Bonnie & Clyde vs. Dracula was the first time that we had any actual scenes together.

trent haagaThose early days at Troma have taken on an almost mythic quality, kind of like the Wild West of filmmaking. I’m sure the reality was much less glamorous, right?

It was glamorous to me. Just making movies was exciting. And making movies with one of my cinematic heroes [Lloyd Kaufman] was even better. But, yeah, it’s not what anyone would call “glamorous” by any definition of the word. But there was definitely a sense of being some sort of punk rock pioneer while we were doing those movies. Everything’s working against you when you make a movie like that, and they only get made through sheer force of will and persistence.

The great thing about Troma, I suppose, is the opportunity it gave you to learn everything about filmmaking from the ground up. You had almost every job possible at one time or another, right? From crew member to producer, you did it all.

Lloyd will basically give you any and all responsibility that you are willing to take on. I saw working for Troma as an opportunity to learn everything I could about making films—from writing through to post-production. Then I had to un-learn a lot of it! But what Troma did teach me for sure was the ability to keep going no matter what you have up against you.

And these days, though you’re known primarily as an actor, you also write and produce. How do you decide what you’re going to? Do you just field offers as they come in? Do you find properties to develop?

The acting thing just happened by accident—I went in to be an extra in Terror Firmer and landed a plum role in the film. Once that came out and was somewhat popular, I started to get acting offers. I always knew that I wanted to work in the movies and didn’t really care what I was doing—which is why I’ve done everything from Production Assistant to Producer. I generally field offers as they come in, but have always written scripts and have had the good fortune to have a handful of those made, too. 

So, is directing in your future? You’ve done everything else. It seems like the next logical step.

Ultimately, yes. I used to want to make another extremely low budget film that I direct…but I feel like I’ve done that already—made extremely low-budget films before. Now my plan of attack is to sell some scripts and eventually get someone to pony up a real budget. 

trenthaaga3I have to say, man, as an actor you have this quality that allows you to make any character you play likable, no matter how despicable they may be. I actually felt a little sorry for your character in Jessicka Rabid. How do you do this? Is this just the natural Haaga charm?

I think that, no matter what kind of character you play, you have to understand that they’re real people that have all the qualities of a real person—good and bad. Marley Hoffman, my character in Jessicka Rabid, is truly a terrible person. But maybe he doesn’t recognize how horrible he is…especially compared to the people that he lives with and interacts with. I may not agree with what all of my characters do, but it’s my job to try and understand them as they do these things—to view them as real people. Certainly having a cool script and an understanding director always helps this. 

You know Elske McCain from your Troma days too, right? How was working on Jessicka Rabid with her and [director] Matthew Reel?

I had actually shot a film with Elske and Matt that never came out, so Jessicka Rabid was just like old times. And it’s a real family vibe—small cast and crew, working in people’s homes. Makes the film feel more intimate. Comfortable and fun.

That’s quite an intense film. How was the mood on the set? Was it extra-jovial to offset the grim subject matter?

Well, we’re all kind of twisted individuals at heart, so once a scene was done, it was right back into fun and games. The vibe on set was very relaxed and friendly.

You are very much a proponent of independent film. Would you love a chance to appear in a big-budget flick? Or does your heart belong to the indies?

Let’s be realistic here. I’ve done a ton of ultra-low budget films and I love the spirit in which they’re made. But I’m a family man with a wife and kid. Money becomes an issue. If I won the lottery, it probably wouldn’t matter as much, but I’d like to expand my horizons and have the subsequent paycheck that comes with a larger movie. I’d also like to know what it’s like to make a movie without budgetary compromise—just to see what it’s like!

deadgirlI’d like to ask you about Deadgirl, Trent. This is an original script of yours, right?

Absolutely. It’s the first “spec” script that I managed to set up—every other script that I’ve had made has been based on someone else’s ideas or characters or for the money. Deadgirl was something I wrote on my own time and on my own dime.

The film is getting amazing reviews and winning awards. This has to be very exciting for you.

Absolutely. It’s edifying to know that this is one of my most critically and commercially successful projects and it’s something that came from a place of pure creation. I wasn’t doing it for the money or for the gig. And it’s a lot closer, thematically, to the kind of things I’d like to do more of or be known for. Don’t get me wrong, I love Troma and don’t regret my time there at all, but Troma is Lloyd’s company and I get tired of being Trent “Troma” Haaga. It’s great to think that soon I might get to be Trent “Deadgirl” Haaga instead.

[Laughs] I promise to always think of you that way from now on. Can you tell us a little about the story?

I like to say that it’s The River’s Edge meets A Simple Plan with a zombie sex slave.

Now I ask you, what could be better than that?  And this particular story seems to be hitting a lot of nerves and connecting with people, which is what being a writer is all about.

100% so. There’s nothing worse than making something that’s met with a general air of indifference…and I’ve made quite a few projects like that in my time!

Deadgirl has been really galvanizing audiences. Some seem to really love it; some seem to really hate it. Some think that it’s an exercise in misogyny; some see it as a statement against misogyny. Some are moved, some offended. But the main thing seems to be that it’s affecting people. People have been debating it and talking about what it means and deciding on its artistic merit, etc. And that’s what good art is supposed to do—inspire debate and thought. I wrote a film called Hell Asylum that moved a lot of units. And people generally said things like, “It was okay” or “I didn’t really like it.” There was no passion for the film, no real love or hate for it. That indifference is more painful than passionate hate, in my opinion.   

I agree. Was there any particular inspiration for Deadgirl?

I wrote Deadgirl right after we finished Citizen Toxie. I was kind of burned out on scatological superhero sex gore comedy. I needed to do something that I felt was more personal to me as a writer. And we had just shot a movie in upstate New York where locations were abundant and cheap. I actually wrote Deadgirl around two of the locations we had shot Citizen Toxie at: a high school and an abandoned mental institution. So those locations were important to the process. The rest of it came from the “troubled teen” movies that I really love and the kind of dead-end kids that I grew up with in small towns in the Midwest.

I actually wrote the film for Lloyd. He was wanting to return to Poughkeepsie and shoot a really quick DV [digital video] movie. He asked if I had any ideas, so I wrote Deadgirl thinking that it would be really interesting if Lloyd made the kind of movie that no one would expect of him. He read it and seemed to like it, but ultimately it just wasn’t the kind of movie that he wanted to do. It all worked out for the better, in my opinion…but it took nearly a decade to happen the way it did! 

DeadGirl2Hey, it happened the way it was supposed to, man. Tell me, how was your experience with the filming? Are you happy with the filmmakers’ interpretation of your script?

It was great. We shot it here in L.A. My wife was the costume designer. I was the AD [assistant director]. It was everything that’s great about low-budget filmmaking, but with a more—dare I say “artistic?”—ambition. I worked on the script with the directors for a few months and was there every day on-set. It was very hands-on for me, particularly so considering I’m the writer. I’m extremely pleased with the outcome. And it’s great to make something that premieres at a prestigious festival like Toronto. I’d work with [co-directors] Gadi [Harel] and Marcel [Sarmiento] again in a second.

So, what’s on the radar for you, Trent? Anything in particular planned?

The writing thing seems to be working best for me right now. Deadgirl has been playing some very prestigious festivals to some amount of acclaim. I landed an agent and manager as a writer, and have a couple of writing projects working—some already in the can and in pre-production, some on the horizon. I’m not going anywhere for the time being!

~Theron Neel

Brain Dead

Sunday, July 26th, 2009

BrainDead2When was the last time you had a good time at a horror movie?  No, I mean a really, really good time―you know, laughing and leering and gasping.  Well, I just finished watching Brain Dead, the new mutant zombie flick from horror legend Kevin S. Tenney, and I gotta tell you―it’s been a long time since I’ve had that much fun with a film.

A variety of people end up trapped in an old fishing cabin and end up fighting off a pack of zombie “meat puppets.”  It might sound like an overly familiar story, but as with any tale, it’s all in the telling.  And Tenney has long been a wonderful storyteller.  His career is full of movies that hit most every genre, often more than one at a time. He made his mark with classic ‘80s films such as Witchboard and Night of the Demons, but he’s been flying under the radar for the last few years.  Brain Dead is a fantastic return to the scene for him. 

What is it about old, deserted cabins?  They always seem to draw stranded travelers of different stripes, who always seem to have the worst luck in the world.  It’s no different here.  Clarence (Joshua Benton) and Bob (David Crane) are jailbirds.  Clarence is lovable scamp with a smart mouth.  Bob is a murderer with a sour disposition and not a lot of smarts.  Unluckily for them, they’re handcuffed together and on the run.  Claudia (Michelle Tomlinson) and Sherry (Sarah Grant Brendecke) are hot young hikers with, let us say, a complicated relationship.  Unluckily for them, they get separated from their group.  And Reverend Farnsworth (Andy Forrest) and Amy (Cristina Tiberia) are holy sinners with a very unholy relationship.  Unluckily for them, their car breaks down.  In a horror-movie coincidence, they all find their way to the same old broken-down lodge. It looks like a stroke of much-needed luck for them all.  Little do they know, a cosmic twist of fate has unleashed a horde of brain-craving zombies upon that very same old, deserted lodge.  I think you can guess where it goes from there.

braindead1Tenney is at his best here.  He’s always been an accomplished filmmaker, but he displays a new-found maturity with Brain Dead.  Gone is the Hitchcock-inspired virtuosic camera movement; in its place is a subtler visual approach, typified by some slick scene transitions and well-handled special effects.  Speaking of effects, there are plenty to choose from in Brain Dead―everything from great creature makeup to blazing meteors hurtling through space.  And did I mention the gore?  There’s more than enough on display for even the most jaded splatterhound.  And reminiscent of the infamous lipstick gag in Night of the Demons, there’s even one scene that might make you say “ewwww,” but in a good way.  And I know you know what I mean.

braindead3Dale Gelineau and his screenplay deserve much credit for the film’s success.  If it wasn’t for him, the actors would not have the delicious screwball banter to deliver.  Joshua Benton’s Clarence gets most of the flick’s best lines.  Part Han Solo, part Bruce Campbell, Benton is great here.  I hope we’ll be seeing more of him soon.  Michelle Tomlinson’s Claudia runs a close second though.  Last seen in superb thriller The Cellar Door, Tomlinson is cornering the market on tough chicks.  But here she gets a chance to be funny, and she makes the most of it.  Newcomer Sarah Grant Brendecke is quite good in an underwritten part.  She’s gorgeous and perky―everything we want in a horror heroine.  Plus she’s freakin’ hot, guys.  She and the foxy Tomlinson share a scene that will keep the fanboys hitting the rewind button for years to come.

Brain Dead is a blast.  Everything good about ‘80s horror flicks is here (the gore, the humor, the gratuitous female nudity) with none of the bad (the clothing, the hairstyles…and, well, everything else).  It’s rare that a director can effectively balance laughs with scares, but Tenney is a master.  Thank you, Kevin S. Tenney.  Oh, and welcome home.

~Theron Neel